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Don't look at me with that tone of voice!...Wait, shit-Me
*screws up multiple times* 'sigh' Well fuck me! - Cody
When you smile, the world smiles with you, when you fart you stand alone--Teri&Brenna
Well,Screw you my Oreos are better!!--Alyssa
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My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like, you wanna trade cards? That's right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard!
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" Growing older is mandatory, however, growing up is completely optional."
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" Growing older is mandatory, however, growing up is completely optional."
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
forgivey our enemies, it messes with thier heads.
let's cross that imagainary bridge when we get there....
evil, embrace it.
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" Growing older is mandatory, however, growing up is completely optional."
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
forgivey our enemies, it messes with thier heads.
let's cross that imagainary bridge when we get there....
evil, embrace it.
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Ich bin Das Fuchs!!!
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"I maintained abstract art was easy and chucked paint everywhere, and they all said it was rubbish. I said, ' Prove it, ' and they did." -John Lennon"
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" Growing older is mandatory, however, growing up is completely optional."
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